By popular demand (and mild peer pressure from the Wyldwood Discord), we present the Safety Dave Quote Tote — a spacious and sturdy carryall born of chaos and camaraderie. Perfect for hauling your essentials, trinkets, or questionable life choices, it’s both practical and a testament to the strange magic of community mischief. Why did you make me do this?

Details:
• 100% polyester
• Size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 L)
• Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Handle design may vary slightly depending on fulfilment location

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!